Pattinson Swears on Stage; How Pippa Gets Bootylicious
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(Jun.06.11)
* There are few bombs that Robert Pattinson could drop that would defuse his faithful fan base. (Well, other than,"I'm gay.") Likewise for the untimely insertion of the F-word at last night's MTV awards. The caterpillar-browed R. Patts fumbled a joke about his career with Water for Elephants co-star Reese Witherspoon that confused everyone and ultimately devolved into incomprehensible gibberish. His saving grace? Those azure-hued baby-blues, baby. [The Toronto Sun]
*For what seems like an eternity (OK, OK, two months), everyone has been talking about Pippa Middleton's derrière, and we think we might have stumbled upon one of the secrets to Pippa's posterior posterity. The queen-to-be's little sis' was seen running a triathlon over the weekend, finishing a 5-kilometre race in just over 25 minutes. Add on weekly pilates and tennis sessions, and we've got a pretty good idea of how Pippa's bottom got to be tops. [Now Magazine UK]
*Speaking of sporty ladies, Jessica Biel has been linked to Scottish-hottie Gerrard Butler. The stars have been spotted flirting and going for motorcycle rides together on the set of their new movie Playing the Field. While their reps have officially denied the rumours, an onlooker mentions that if she were Biel, she'd "hook up with him." Based on sources like that, we're guessing they're probably married by now. [People]
* Did you make it to Thessa's sweet-sixteen party over the weekend? Because there's actually a small chance you got the invite. When the German teen failed to make the Facebook event for her sixteenth birthday party private, a group of online pranksters invited over 1500 people to crash the party. While the stunt was meant in good fun, poor Thessa fled the mob to celebrate at a secret location with her grandparents. You would run too, if it happened to you. [Jezebel]
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