Even if these celebrities only act like they can write, their books have made it to bookstore shelves. And they might make it home to yours (much like that Spice World DVD came home with the groceries from the superstore last week).
Welcome to Your World, Baby by Brooke Shields
What a charmingly illustrated view of sisterhood, as seen through rose-coloured glasses, covering important new baby issues like room decoration and teaching the ABCs. You know, the glasses that the little sister will grab, drool on and break, thus infuriating the older sister, because in reality they do things like that.
www.chapters.indigo.ca
Freckleface Strawberry by Julianne Moore
It’s like Freckle Juice for the short set, with the message that it’s our differences that make us who we are, whether we like them or not. (We’ll consider that when we remember that we are not all stunningly beautiful award-winning actresses who author children’s books.)
www.chapters.indigo.ca
The English Roses by Madonna
Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful. Her life might secretly suck, so think twice before grumbling that someone else has it better than you. We’re not talking about Madonna here – that’s the moral of the story! (OK, we’re totally talking about Madge here.)
www.myenglishroses.net
Ugenia Lavender by Geri Halliwell
We wouldn’t expect sexy Ginger Spice to write a story about a shy, retiring kind of girl – and we wouldn’t be surprised if the girl-powered Ugenia Lavender pinches a Prince’s bum one day, just like her creator (only Harry’s, rather than Charles’).
www.ugenialavender.com
Tea for Ruby by Sarah Ferguson by The Duchess of York
Clumsy, self-involved Ruby is invited for tea with the Queen, only to find out that the Queen is actually her grandma. (And this is supposed to be fiction Sarah?)
www.sarahferguson.com